Started counting their change
A
Young shop assistant was looking sad.
Is “ I am not as beautiful as I used to
be “, said unhappily
“That
is funny! What makes you think that ! asked her friends. “ my men customers
have started counting their change “.
No money to deposit
“since
I bought a new car” , said an officer, “I don’t have to walk to the bank to
make my deposits.”
“
yes, now you must be driving over “ NO, I am left with on money to deposit”.
That is the problem
After
the funeral of the priest walked over to a young man look sad and asked, “ are
you related to the dead man?”
“
no, sir, that is the problem. “
Talks about sandwiches
When
he is with a butcher, he talks meat,
When
he is with a baker, he talks bread.
When
he is with both, he talks about sandwiches
Right to contribute again
Criticism
Two men were discussing a new novel. One of them, a writer, said,” you have no
right to criticize this book since you have never written anything yourself.”
“So what ? ‘
said the other, “ I have never laid an egg either, but I can criticize an
omelet better than a hen can.”
Week days –
How they got their names?
Sunday is
named after the sun, Monday, the moon. Tuesday, Tiu, Norse god of war,
Wednesday, woden, Anglo Saxon chief of gods. Thursday, Thor, Norse god of
thunder. Friday,Frigg ,Norse goddess. Saturday, Saturn, Roman god of harvests.
God and the Politician
After his
death, a politician was taken before god since he refused to go to hell
standing in front of god the politician said that he had done so much for the
upliftment of mankind that he deserved to enter heaven.
God was not impressed. Just
before being sent out, the politician made a last attempt “ I have made people
remember you,” he said. ”How?” asked god.
“people see the condition around them and say ,my god,
what a mess these politicians have made”, said the politician.
Can a bird fly backward?
Humming bird
How high can
an Elephant Jump? Cannot Jump.
What has a
head and foot but cannot think or walk? A hill
There are two
things to aim at in life; first, to get what you want ; and, after that, to
enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
The way of a superior man is three fold : virtuous he is free from
anxieties wise, he is free from
perplexities bold, he is free from fear . --
Confucius.
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