Learn, Relax and Enjoy - 174

Do you know what these I + letters  are

I PLUS 1	a measure of intelligence	IQ
I PLUS 1	supposing that	IF
I PLUS 2	a liquid in a pen	INK
I PLUS 2	frozen water	ICE
I PLUS 3	something that is greatly loved or worshiped	IDOL
I PLUS 3	Not active or not in use	IDLE
I PLUS 4	a mental picture or a concept	IMAGE
I PLUS 4	silly or senseless	INANE
I PLUS 5	to put in	INSERT
I PLUS 5	a deep blue dye	INDIGO
I PLUS 6	asking about something	INQUIRY
I PLUS 6	unlawful or forbidden	ILLICIT
I PLUS 7	lower, in social rank, quality or importance	INFERIOR
I PLUS 7	become greater in size	INCREASE
I PLUS 8	easily annoyed	IGNORANT
I PLUS 8	knowing little or nothing	IGNORANT
I PLUS 9	something that is sure to happen	INEVITABLE
I PLUS 9	give light to	ILLUMINATE
I PLUS 10	something that can not be endured	INTOLERABLE
I PLUS 10	stomach pain caused by eating certain foods	INDIGESTION

Joke:  woman is walking along a beach when she finds an old oil lamp. She picks it up and rubs it, and out comes a genie.

The genie says to the woman, "Thank you for freeing me from the oil lamp. I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you wish for, your horrible neighbour will get twice as much. What is your first wish?"

The woman says, "I'd like a million dollars in my bank account, please!"

The genie says, "You now have a million dollars in your bank account, and your

neighbour now has  two million dollars. What is your second wish?"

The woman says, "I've always wanted a nice car.I'd like a new Rolls-Royce, Please!"

The genie says, "You now have a new Rolls-Royce in your garage at home, and

your neighbour now has two new Rolls-Royces. What is your third wish?"

The woman thought for a while and then said, "I'd like you to remove one of my

kidneys, please!

Tongue Twisters
Cheap ship trip

Tie a knot in the shape of a naught

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel

Santa’s short suit shrunk

The correct word is pronounced the same as the incorrect one – but spellings different.

Last weak, I cent my sun John to the shops to bye sum food. He got a peace of meet and too pairs. On the weigh home, the bag broke. The food fell onto the rode and got dirty. In the end John through the food in the bin.   

Introducing  others in public meetings:

1) Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s my pleasure and privilege to introduce. Mr. X to the distinguished audience. We are here to listen to his beautiful speech. As you are aware that he is one of the eminent authority on education. It’s really a pleasure to have Mr. X in our midst today. Now  I call upon Mr. X to address.

2) Well. Ladies and Gentlemen. The guest speaker today with us does not need any introduction, yet it is my own duty to introduce him. Throughout his life he has been an enthusiastic social worker. Public service is his cup of tea. I welcome him this evening and he will offer his counsel to us. Now our guest speaker will speak about his experience.

3) Brothers and Sisters. My acquaintance with the guest speaker is of short duration. It’s sufficient to convince me that he’s every way an ideal and honest man. His explicit and straight forward talk will definitely guide us . Now I invite Mr.X to give his talk on…………………………  

What are they called.

1)The murder of someone, usually an important politician, president or ruler for political reasons is called ___assassination

2)The event which causes a huge loss of life especially due to burning is called a ___holocaust

3)If lots of people fight against a government or refuse to follow the existing authority, it's called a ___rebellion

4)If the above was successful and the government was caused to fall, it would have been ___overthrown

5)If something or place is found for the first time it is called a ___discovery

6)If something is thought-up or created for the first time it is an ___invention

7)The event whereby the heir or heiress to the throne is crowned is called a ___coronation

8)To lose in a battle is to suffer a ___defeat

9)The merciless mass killing of defenseless people is an event known as a ___massacre

10)What two part word describes events such as typhoons, floods, droughts and earthquakes? natural disasters

_______________________

Buxone Out Of The Box January 18, 2018