Atheism
To the disciples'
delight the Master said he wanted a new shirt for his birthday. The finest
cloth was bought. The village tailor came in to have the Master measured, and
promised, by the will of God, to make the shirt within a week.
A week went by
and a disciple was dispatched to the tailor while the Master excitedly waited
for his shirt.
Said the tailor, "There has been a slight delay. But, by
the will of God, it will be ready by tomorrow."
Next day the tailor said,
"I'm sorry it isn't done. Try again tomorrow and, if God so wills, it will
certainly be ready."
The following day the Master said, "Ask him how
long it will take if he keeps God out of it."
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1)"I
don't think it will rain at all today, do you?" "No, I _____ so."
think not
not think ►don't think do think not
2)We
have only another five minutes. I think we _____.
hurry be hurry to hurry ►should hurry
3)Many
fans showed up at the stadium. They were _____ the big game.
anxious seeing ►anxious to see to
anxiously see to see anxiously
4)"Who
did you meet at the community dinner dance?" "I met many _____ people."
grandly celebration fame
►prominent
5)"John
isn't sure that the meeting will be held tomorrow." "But I _____."
certain certainly ►am certain am certainly
6)My
brother loves to watch baseball; I _____ basketball.
prefer to watch ►to prefer watching watch
preferring preferring to watch
7)Many
people are waiting for the news bulletin. It will _____ soon.
be circulate
circulate around come near ►come around
8)I
think our guests will _____.
►be here shortly shortly be here here be shortly here shortly be
9)Who
_____ when John is likely to turn up.
know do know is knowing ►knows
10)The
managers are _____ a new work schedule now.
►arranging arranging up be arrange to arranging
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Adjective: An adjective is a word which
qualifies a noun or a pronoun.
Rama is a good
boy. Soloman was a wise
king
He is an intelligent
man.
-able,
-ible Adjective: worth, ability solvable : able to be solved or explained
incredible: not able to be
believed, amazing
-al,
-ial, -ical Adjective: quality, relation structural : related to the physical make up
of a thing
territorial: related to
nearby or local areas
categorical: related to a
category, aboslute
-ant,
-ent, -ient Adjective: kind of
agent, indication important :
marked by worth
dependent: determined or
relying upon something else
convenient: at hand, easy
to use
-ar,
-ary Adjective: resembling, related
to
spectacular : related to
something that is eye-catching or amazing
unitary : related to units
or single groups representing quantities
-ate Adjective: kind of state inviolate : not disturbed,
pure
-ed
Adjective: having the
quality of terraced : having terraces
or steps
-en Adjective: material silken : made from
silk, a fiber produced by worms
-er
Adjective: comparative brighter : more light
-est
Adjective: superlative strongest : having the
most strength
-ful Adjective: having, giving,
marked by fanciful : marked by
imagination
-ic Adjective: quality, relation generic : related to a
whole group
-ile Adjective: having the
qualities of projectile : something
thrown with an outside force
-ing Adjective: activity cohering : the act
of sticking together
-ish Adjective: having the character
of newish : modern,
recent
-ive,
-ative, -itive Adjective: having the
quality of festive : having the
quality of a festival or party
cooperative : being able or willing to
work with another person or thing
sensitive: easily felt,
responsive to the senses
-less Adjective: without, missing motiveless : a reason for someone
to do something
-ous,
-eous, -ose, -ious Adjective: having
the quality of, relating to
adventurous : characterized by the
desire to seek new experiences or risks
courageous : characterized
by courage, brave
verbose: having more words
than needed
fractious: characterized
by being difficult or troublesome
-y
Adjective: marked by,
having hungry : having
hunger, marked by a desire
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A man is driving along the motorway, while his wife sat in the passenger seat and his mother-in-law sat in the back seat.
The women just won't leave the
poor guy alone.
His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!"
His mother-in-law says, "You're driving too fast!"
His wife says, "Stay to the
left!"
After several more orders from both of
them the man shouts angrily at his wife, "Who's driving this car - you or your mother?"
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The Cooking Test - you are going to
have a cooking competition to decide who the best chefs. you can form
pairs. You have to talk together and
invent a new dish using any of the ingredients. When you have thought of
one write the recipe on a paper after
that explain to others.
An artist asked the gallery owner if
there had been any interest in his paintings which were on display.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good
news is that a gentleman asked about your work, and wondered if it would
increase in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15
of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the
artist said. "But what's the bad news, then?"
"The man was your doctor."
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Why is two times ten the same as two
times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and
two times eleven is twenty, too!
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