Intelligence Test
1) Is
there a fourth of July in England? Yes!
2)How many
birth days does the average man have?1 Just one!
Some months
have 31 days; how many have 28? 12, all of them!
Even January
has 28 days!
3)Can a
California man legally marry his widow's sister?No
4)Divide
30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70
5)If there
are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?2
6)A doctor
gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills
last?60.
7)A farmer
has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and
die. How many sheep are left
standing?9 If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9
die...(which means 8 die, get it?)
Keeping the dead sheep doesn't count!
8)How many
members of each animal did Moses take on the ark? 0
Moses didn't take any animals on an ark,
Noah did!
9)An assistant in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he
weigh?meat
A butcher's
assistant weighs meat, how else does he know what to charge?!(The butcher only
cuts it, eh?) .
10)How many
two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 12 There are 12 2-
cent stamps in a dozen!
11)What ‘O’
is abroad? Overseas
12)What ‘F’
is to throw away money bit by bit? Fritter
13)What ‘T’
is to change something considerably? Transform
14)What ‘R’
are steep descents in a river bed with swift currents? Rapids
15)What ‘E’
is to explain or throw light on? Elucidate
Shapes
16) What shape is a football? A football is a sphere or
spherical in shape.
a sphere a cube a
pyramid a cone
17)’The
Pentagon’ is the US defence building in Washington, but how many sides does the
building have?
3 4 5 6 (The
prefix ‘penta’ means the number 5)
18)Inside
a square there are 4 ____ angles. right wrong
(A
90 degree angle is called a right angle.)
19)Which
of the following shapes has three sides?
Triangle circle square rectangle
(‘Tri’
means three, think of ‘tricycle’ - a bicycle with 3 wheels.)
20)What
do we call the line from the centre to the edge of a circle?
Circumference diameter radius line
(The
radius is a line going from the centre of a circle to the edge.)
21)In
many games we throw a dice (a six sided object), but what shape is it?
a cube a
sphere square a pyramid
(A
cube is a 3-dimensional 6 sided object - think of a sugar cube.)
21)I
couldn't tell _______________ she was serious or not.
Whether
weather
22)
____________ are too many possible answers to this question.
They're
There Their
23) _________ going to help me with this? Whose
Who's
24)
Reading that book had a peculiar _______________ on Evelyn.
Effect
affect
25)I
am completely _________________ in this course.
Uninterested disinterested
26)I'm
afraid she's going to _____________ her grandmother's wedding band.
Loose
lose
27)My
mother has been _______________ in bed all morning.
Lieing
laying lying
28)She
has apparently found it difficult to ___________ the circumstances.
Accept
except
29)She
apparently doesn't care about ___________ origins in antiquity.
it's
its
30)It's
usually hotter __________ this in July. than then
31)The
politicians can't seem to find an appropriate ___________ for the new community
college. cite sight
site
32)I've
never known the library to be _____________ this quiet.
quite
quiet quit
______________________________
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