Life
"Look for the
ridiculous in everything, and you will find it." - Jules Renard
"I hope that while so
many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant
some." - Herbert Rappaport
"The real evil isn't
the Hitler. The evil is the good German. The evil is all those people who
could've just picked up the goddamn telephone and stopped it." - Larry
Lessig
"We must be willing to
get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for
us." - Joseph Campbell
There are no coincidences.
"I am a deeply
superficial person." - Andy Warhol
Destiny is not a matter of
chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a
thing to be achieved.
Today I broke my personal
record for 'consecutive days alive!'
You've got to laugh, or
you'll cry...
I used to have a handle on
life, but it broke.
Don't take life too
seriously; no one gets out alive.
Procrastinate Now!
I smile because I don't know
what the hell is going on.
Men
"Men, it has been well
said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they
only recover their senses slowly, and one by one." - Charles Mackay
Mental
Health
"My mother used to say
that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a
maximum security twilight home in Australia." - Dame Edna Everage
Misc.
If you can't see my mirrors,
I can't see you.
Always obey posted speed
limits.
On time is when I get there.
The truth behind the
curtain.
I'll be here all week folks!
Tip your waitress! Try the veal!
"A bookstore is one of
the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." -
Jerry Seinfeld
"I can remember when
the air was clean and sex was dirty." - George Burns
"There is no monument
dedicated to the memory of a committee." - Lester J. Pourciau
Ninety-six percent of all
percentages are made up on the spot.
"Too bad the only
people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting
hair." - George Burns
I don't suffer from
insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
You're just jealous because
the voices only talk to me.
I heard the voices in my
head before it was trendy.
I'm not a complete idiot.
Some parts are missing.
Consciousness: That annoying
time between naps.
Don't say,
"Sorry," say, "Tough Shit!"
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