What would you like the notice to say?"

 

A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place a death notice.

She called the relevant department and said, -

"My husband has died and I want to place a notice in the paper".

The man at the newspaper said, "Certainly. What would you like the notice to say?"

The woman replied, "I want you to print 'Bob Manchester is dead' please."

The man said, "But for $25 you are allowed to print seven words."

The woman thought for a few seconds and then answered, "OK. Then please print

'Bob Manchester is dead. Car for sale'.

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Buxone Out Of The Box June 06, 2021